Cher unhappy with Chaz Bono DWTS critique; Michael Lohan to appear in court for domestic violence charge

Chaz Bono. (Matt Sayles - AP) Chaz Bono was eliminated from Dancing With the Stars Tuesday, a night after judge Bruno Tonioli called him a cute little penguin and previously an Ewok. This left his mom Cher less than pleased.

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Is it DWTS or looking perfect WTS? Its easy for him to take cheap shots at Chaz! Let him come to my stage, Cher tweeted. I could teach his little arm waving [butt] some manners! Critique Chazs dance style, movements, etc. But dont make fun of my child on national TV.

For his part, Bono said hes just grateful to have had the experience. Im not leaving this show bitter or angry or anything. Cher eventually felt the same way. (TV Column; @Cher; EW)

Michael Lohan will! appear in a Tampa court today on charges that he hit his girlfriend, Kate Major. TMZ has obtained evidence photos of (WTSP Tampa)

James Van Der Beek announced that he and his wife are expecting another baby just one month after the pair welcomed daughter, Olivia. (@VanDerJames)

Producer Brian Grazer claims that Stephen Kings The Dark Tower is headed to HBO. (MTV)

Jessica Simpson has revealed ... that shes too short for the toilets at Bergdorfs. (@Jessica Simpson; Us Weekly)

Mark Wahlbergs Wahlburgers is now open for business and a reality show may be in the works, which is wicked awesome. (Boston Herald)

Jason Sudeikis and Ashley Olsen may be dating. (NYDN)!

< strong>Jennifer Aniston has quit smoking. Hooray! But its caused her to gain a few pounds. So what! Shes also not engaged or pregnant. (Lifeline)

A CBS sitcom star is getting hitched and some seriously shocking photos of Courtney Stodden emerge, after the jump.

Kaley Cuoco is engaged. (People)

Photos of a younger Courtney Stodden have hit the Internet. This whole thing just got a lot sadder. (Jezebel; Buzzfeed)

James Francos butt is on a magazine cover. See the NSFW/NSFL (thats not suitable for life, naturally) picture at the link. (EW)

Julianne Hough got a haircut. (People)

Behold: The best Ron Swanson pumpkins. (Buzzfeed)